FAN AWKWARDNESS

So, as I'm sure you all (and by 'all' I mean.. Miranda... and Emerald.. and whoever follows this blog) know, I love me some TV. I also love me some memes and some popculture and the awkwardness that is encountered on forums (specifically fanforum, a less threatening environment compared to the big -forum.com sites, so n00b fans that should be lurking and NOT posting, think they can voice their opinions)

While trollin' and patrollin' fanforum, I came across this by following an off-site link. This specific off-site link, lead me to a comment thread on some AOL site.. I lost the URL and it's probably been taken down.. ANYWAY.

The comments start with "OMFG I LUV DAMON FRUM VAMPRIRE DIARIES HE IS SO HOTT AND I ALSO LUV HIM WIF THAT CHIC HES WIF"

Then we get "OMFG U ARE SO GAY VAMPIRER DIARIES JUST COPIED TWILIGHT! DAOMN IS GAY HE JUST COIPIED EDWARD <3"

Then : "Fuck you all. You are ALL gay. Harry Potter was there first. Edward is sparkly, and it is gay."

Then "UM, could you all just fuck off, I wanna talk about GLEE. Omg KURT KURT KURT KURT BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE KURT KURT SUE SYLVESTER AND KURT"

And lastly : "Jensen... and Dean.. but Jensen.. and oh no Sam's soul.. but whatevz.. Jensen.. and that bitch he married! And Jensen.."

This got me thinking about LOST fanculture.

Season 1 "Jack and Kate! And omg, Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway! And ooooohh, Kate and Sawyer? But Jack and Kate! And Jaters.. and fanfiction! And cute Jate moments! Oh, oh! And Guava!! And stitches! And living sexily on a sexy island!"

Season 2 "Kate and Sawyer! And NC-17 Skater fics.. and the Hatch? And others? But what about sexy time?"

Season 3 "Others!! Juliet and Jack.. and Sawyer and Kate.. but Sawyer and Juliet? But Jack and Kate? And BEN? And where the fuck did Sayid go?"

Season 4 "Jack. Jack. Appendix. Jack. Aaron. Jack. Jate. Kate. Sawyer who? Jack's new hair. Josh looks old...."

Season 5 "Has fatty gained weight? Timetravel wtf?... gimme back Jack and Kate! Locke you bastard."

Season 6 "Wtf. Jack just died. And where did Sayid go? JATE FANFICTION FOREVER!"

The moral : Fans don't give a shit about plot. They want sexy times. Give the fans what they want.

The End :/

I CAN HAS A MORE LOST?

NO?

THEN CHRISTIAN IS STILL DEAD.

NO, WAIT.

HE'S ROMANCING NORA ON BROTHERS & SISTERS

AWKZ.

RANT

Ok, um. WTF.

So I was trollin' the interwebz at 3.47am this morning, as I usually do during my "study breaks", in between my Simming and watching reruns of Party of Five on youtube, and I come across a Glee spoiler forum. As I cannot resist spoilers, I went on in.. got my gleek on.. chatted to some fans.

ANYWAY.

OMFGDWKFHRHRG!KH!HJ!THGJWRG5.

No. This is NOT about the Prom King and Queen. I think the fact that "KA + KU" (as tweeted by that extra who later got fired) beat out Finn and Quinn is stupid and unrealistic. So = avoid.

This is about :

"A major, much loved character death"

(I will avoid the "end of a relationship" spoiler, as guess what? I don't care. Finns a slut, deal with it Rachel, or be dtf. Your choice there.)

Deaths are confirmed for the episode "funeral". (Seriously, LOST had names like "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues" "Some Like It Hoth" and "Ab Aeterno" and Glee comes up with "Funeral". They probably wanted something as gripping as "Wheels" and "Home"..)

I assume this "major, much loved character" will be slightly more major and loved that Pavorotti (even though that damn bird was Kurts friend and his/it's death was sad).

I went ahead and assumed :

a) Burt

BUT. Mike O'Malley confirmed appearing in AT LEAST six season three episodes, and considering all the time these guest stars are going to be taking up (OHAI ANNE HATHAWAY, KRISTEN CHENOWATCHANAME AND GWENYTH PALTROW? U IS GNA LET THA CAST HAVE SUM LINES THIS WEEK PLZ? NO? ) I doubt Kurt's dad will be getting much screen time if he's dead.

That lead me to :

b)Carole

Kurt grieves the loss of Mommy #2, would adiquately explain the lack of Kurt after "Furt" this season, they cut his storyline now because he would be getting more screen time after her death. Oh yes, and Finn. He child. (Kurt ALWAYS come first) It would explain why Rachel is totes rashin' up the funeral, tryin' ta get all up on Finn. She'd swoop right on in there.. offer some comfort.. that gumbus Finn would be back with her. This would ALSO confirm the "end of a relationship spoiler" = Finn/Quinn.

c)Sue's Sister, Jean

A popular choice among fans.. maybe because she has down syndrome and is old? Idk. But is she "much loved" and why would the Glee club be at the funeral/care?

d) Shuester

Oh, one can only hope

My prediction: Carole. Carole. Carole. According to imdb (which is about as reliable as crediting Wiki, does not list Romy (yes.. her name is Romy.. and YES.. we are on a first name basis) as appearing in "Funeral" or any episode later than "Superbowl Shuffle" (long name, cbf typing). BUT, it lists Mike O'Malley as appearing in several episodes after "Night of Neglect" including "Funeral" hmmm.....

So that's the end of my rant.

One last thing.

They CAN kill Trouty-mouth. But that is IT as far as the Glee clubbers go.

RANT PART TWO. More of deaths of "MUCH LOVED CHARACTERS"

See, Glee is gonna got the same way as my beloved Criminal Minds. First they kill J.J.. the Prentiss (yes I am aware they are not 'dead', but they are dead off the show and off my TV - or my computer screen - so they are dead), then they loose ratings and bring in 'replacement' stock characters, or characters that are EXACTLY like the ones they JUST FREAKIN' KILLED OFF (Prentiss/Seaver anyone?) and then we all sit back and worry about the loveable nerd that may possibly be in danger. Cough, Reid, Kurt, COUGH.

Rant officially over.