FAN AWKWARDNESS

So, as I'm sure you all (and by 'all' I mean.. Miranda... and Emerald.. and whoever follows this blog) know, I love me some TV. I also love me some memes and some popculture and the awkwardness that is encountered on forums (specifically fanforum, a less threatening environment compared to the big -forum.com sites, so n00b fans that should be lurking and NOT posting, think they can voice their opinions)

While trollin' and patrollin' fanforum, I came across this by following an off-site link. This specific off-site link, lead me to a comment thread on some AOL site.. I lost the URL and it's probably been taken down.. ANYWAY.

The comments start with "OMFG I LUV DAMON FRUM VAMPRIRE DIARIES HE IS SO HOTT AND I ALSO LUV HIM WIF THAT CHIC HES WIF"

Then we get "OMFG U ARE SO GAY VAMPIRER DIARIES JUST COPIED TWILIGHT! DAOMN IS GAY HE JUST COIPIED EDWARD <3"

Then : "Fuck you all. You are ALL gay. Harry Potter was there first. Edward is sparkly, and it is gay."

Then "UM, could you all just fuck off, I wanna talk about GLEE. Omg KURT KURT KURT KURT BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE KURT KURT SUE SYLVESTER AND KURT"

And lastly : "Jensen... and Dean.. but Jensen.. and oh no Sam's soul.. but whatevz.. Jensen.. and that bitch he married! And Jensen.."

This got me thinking about LOST fanculture.

Season 1 "Jack and Kate! And omg, Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway! And ooooohh, Kate and Sawyer? But Jack and Kate! And Jaters.. and fanfiction! And cute Jate moments! Oh, oh! And Guava!! And stitches! And living sexily on a sexy island!"

Season 2 "Kate and Sawyer! And NC-17 Skater fics.. and the Hatch? And others? But what about sexy time?"

Season 3 "Others!! Juliet and Jack.. and Sawyer and Kate.. but Sawyer and Juliet? But Jack and Kate? And BEN? And where the fuck did Sayid go?"

Season 4 "Jack. Jack. Appendix. Jack. Aaron. Jack. Jate. Kate. Sawyer who? Jack's new hair. Josh looks old...."

Season 5 "Has fatty gained weight? Timetravel wtf?... gimme back Jack and Kate! Locke you bastard."

Season 6 "Wtf. Jack just died. And where did Sayid go? JATE FANFICTION FOREVER!"

The moral : Fans don't give a shit about plot. They want sexy times. Give the fans what they want.

The End :/