LOST Edits

I got Photoshop, and I've been messing around with it.

Me.

I Never Noticed How Many Times Juliet Tried to Kill Jack?

Pretty-Jack-Weird-Face

Just had to post it.

Peter Griffin

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

Brought these LOST autographs!

Awesome, right?
Especially because these two are well... the most famous..

Birthdays

David Spade is 46

Jack's Weird Face

Baby Defeats Genetic Odds

Birthdays

Jared Padalecki is 28

Another day of school..

can't wait until I can get the fuck out of there

So if anyone gives a rats ass..

I have new fic up..

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6150302/1/Control

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6150302/1/Control

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6150302/1/Control

It's a hard-T, and Sawyer is very out of character and kinda evil.. unless you hate Jack, and then it's all good.

LOLZ_wuut

Birthdays

Donald Sutherland is 75.. That Kiefer-spawning mole rat ruined 'The Mask'
F. Gary Gary is 41... I don't know who he is, but what an awesome name

Analyze your writing..

So I uploaded the first eighteen chaps of my fic into this site:

http://iwl.me/

and apparently I write like 'David Foster Allen'.

If I wasn't sure this site, like all the others, was totally bogus, I may be hoping I don't reach the same tragic end..

I read some of his stuff online, and I think the websites picking up the constant use of '-'

I uploaded some more stuff:

For 'Lifeline' I got Stephen King

For 'Michael' I got Mark Twain

For 'Photographs' I got Stephen King again

For 'Special' I got Edgar Allen Poe

For 'Control' (which I lost on my computer and just now discovered.. after nearly a year!) I got Harry Harrison (um who? cool name though)

For 'Affliction' I got James Joyce

For 'Alone' I got Mark Twain again

For 'Desole' I got David Foster Wallace

And for 'Haunted' I got Stephanie Meyer. Fuck that.

LOST Journal Entries

Found these here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-characters-on-lost-told-the-truth/ had to RP - all credit!

KATE

Dear Diary,

Today I wore my shirt bunched up around my stomach with a single smear of dirt on my otherwise immaculate face. I think it makes me look savage, but not ugly savage; a pretty savage. Like a wild, sexy horse.
I practiced ‘cavorting in the surf,’ for two hours this morning, and I really think I have it nailed. As the sun fell behind me–its rays outlining my soft body in an aura of sparkling light and water–I think I actually felt everything go into slow motion.

I would feel like such a pretty, pretty princess if a poor diet and prolonged malnutrition didn’t have me shitting liquid into a ditch every two hours.

HURLEY

What’s up, Journal?

Everybody here is so into their personal drama. It’s pretty weird, I guess. There’s no room for a fat guy in all that stuff, though. Oh no, the fat guy can’t be involved in any romantic love triangles; he’d just drag everything down, right? It’d be like, an isosceles love triangle if you put fatty on one end. Speaking of, why have I even gained weight here? Between nebulous monsters and the Others, I run literally eight miles a day and there is nothing to eat here but fish and fruit. I’ve been living like a Californian trophy wife for four years now, dude, and I still look like that guy from Blues Traveler. It’s not fair. If Sawyer’s gonna keep calling me “Tubbs and Crocket,” you’d think somebody’d hook a dude up with some real food.

Today I got so desperate that I made a makeshift burrito out of leaves and this dead bird I found. It almost tasted like Taco Bell.

I cried for an hour and a half.

JACK

Another Stunning Entry in Jack’s Personal Journal of Extreme Significance,

I’m beginning to worry about morale here on the island. At first, everybody was really all about our emotional connections with each other and banding together, but now it just feels like they’re phoning it in. I tried talking to Sawyer about our conflicting feelings for Kate, but he told me that he couldn’t “give a flying fuck at the moon,” about my feelings and that I should get back to him when I “know what that damn smoke monster is.” I tried telling him that the so-called “smoke monster” is really a metaphor for our inner darkness clouding our ability to love, but he just punched me in the chest until I fell unconscious. Doesn’t anybody care about my emotions anymore?

I’m not sure if I liked my daddy or not! THIS IS IMPORTANT.

JOHN

The Chronicles of John Locke,

The island hasn’t spoken to me in weeks now. I begin to worry about our psychic connection. How solid can our relationship really be, if it is so easily shaken? A guy forgets to turn a wheel one god damn time and then it’s the silent treatment for a month. I’m pretty hard up. I’ve started really noticing that little island off the coast that the Others’ facilities were on. It seems like it’s really been working on its appearance lately. Sometimes I look at that pretty little island out there, sitting all perky and tight on the shifting sea, and it’s all I can do to stop myself from canoeing out there and giving it a good hard psychic reaming.

That little bitch. You know she wants it.

Jesus, commitment is hard.

SAWYER

awyer’s Diary of Feelings and Crap,

I’m runnin’ outta nicknames. For the last month I’ve just been calling everybody “homo.” Don’t think nobody’s finding it all that endearing anymore. Thought I’d step up my game last week and try something new, but I drew a complete blank and ended up calling Claire’s ghost “chucklenuts.” I think that was from a Jerky Boys CD.

My hair has officially gone from ‘sexy, primal mane’ to ‘unattractive, vegan hippy nest.’

Nobody cares how troubled you are when you smell like sweat and old fruit.

MILES

So. Journal. Hey.

Why doesn’t anybody pay attention to me? I see dead people like I’m the fuckin’ Sixth Sense. I travelled back in time to meet my own father like Marty Goddamn McFly. What does it take to get some fucking interesting story-arcs up in this bitch? I think I’m going to fight a robot assassin from the future tomorrow, thus setting in motion the formation of the last resistance of mankind. If that doesn’t work, I just don’t even know. I guess I’ll get titty implants. It worked for Kate and Hurley.

BEN

Ben’s Log,

A revelation has come to me. After years of confusion and desperation, I believe I finally understand. I believe I finally understand everything, and that is all I have ever asked in return for my many sacrifices. It’s perfectly clear now: Jacob was not the island, Richard is. Jacob was an incarnate version of an old god, hidden here in a place where old gods could still exist, not at odds with the modern world outside. Jacob was the avatar of a god, as was his brother, but it’s Richard who is the avatar of the island itself. He cannot die in this place because he is this place. These long years have had me thinking that I served the island through Jacob, but I was merely serving Jacob because it is what the island, Richard himself, asked of me. It is Richard who should have my loyalty. Richard who is truly important to me. It is Richard who has my answers. And at long last I believe there are answers to be had…

P.S.

Nevermind. Richard was just beaten to death by a four-toed, bird-headed giant named ADAM-1. His death was foretold by the talking polar bear totem that’s apparently been haunting the dreamtime of the Oceanic Six. Also? Turns out I’m a woman.
What the fuck, guys?

Just… just what the fuck

Today's Birthdays :

Terry O'Quinn is 58

Forest Whitaker is 49

Scott Foley is 38

yeah.. so that's pretty much how it is.

How Unbelievably Crap My Camera Is..

I decided to photograph this pic with my camera. The one that has worked since pretty much the day I brought it (the ONE thing I don't get an extended warranty on).

I mean, seriously, wtf is this?

So Strange Watching Scott Wolf on V.. (yet so easy to six-degree him)

1994:

2010:

I never watched the Nine or Everwood that intensely to notice him. Has he done anything else since Party of Five? Probably not since I can't find a decent pic of him anywhere on the web. I think he may of had a nose job though.. and his top lip looks like it's had lipo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

MATTHEW FOX'S BIRTHDAY

by Kathleen

(Matthew pictured with his Emmy for best birthday boy, birthday hat and superman cape.)

(Evie, seconds before he won it)

For Matty's party, the cast and crew threw him a shin dig....

But it didn't go quite as planned..

But then they found the cake

But Matty still got confused and thought Dom was the cake...

Luckily, Evie pulled them apart and once again saved the day by making the Jears go away :)

At the party, they played many games..

like 'ride-the-fat-man'

and they even had a pull up contest!

Evie wore her best threads

Jorge forgot a gift..

but Terry brought Matty a Teddy Bear!

Mark got his drink on..
So did Matty..

Charles Widmore showed up with a cake..

But Matty told him to fuck off home.

Everyone soon decided a costume party would be MUCH more fun, and hurried off to change..

They had a sleep over that night..

The next morning they looked like this..

and took glamor shots.

Charlies Widmore destroyed these photographic properties with rude tags!
But Matty was already over turning 44.

Evie wasn't.

But still, he told them all to fuck off home..

So he could get some eats..
THE END!

NAHHHH Jokes. Happy Birthday!

"The best present the world can give you is an Emmy for Best Actor in a Drama Series"

LIES! LIES! LIIIIEEESSS!

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/07/12/emmys-predictions-actor-drama/

If ANYONE is going to steal Matthew's crown it will be Micheal C. Hall, and that is without total bias. I have checked ALL my reliable sources, and everyone votes MATTHEW WINS.

Also, um what is this? Someone that ISN'T Terry O'Quinn winning? At this I just had to laugh.

BIG FAT EDIT: I just realized this is Ausiello we're dealing with. Completely discount this entire post, the dude once interviewed "Jack Shephard who plays Michael Fox on LOST"..

ANOTHER BIG FAT EDIT: I just read all the comments.. now I'm actually pretty confident for Terry and Matt... Just to rub it in E!'s face...

Matthew Fox as Hulk?

So fanforum is buzzing with speculation about Matthew Fox playing Hulk.. along side Josh Holloway in some.. new... marvel... avenger...movie.

I'm weary of this.. what ever happened to Billy Smoke.. Mass Effect?

I of course consulted imdb about these claims.. and appart from finding this TRULY EPIC PICTURE OF LIKE, THREE OF MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE EVER..

*HINT HINT CLICK CLICK*

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3486291200/nm0289142

I found no word.

But I snooped on. I found this : Matthew Fox, Lost: "Me personally I didn't even know the nominations were happening today. It wasn't until I was awakened today by a barrage of phone calls and text messages when it suddenly clicked it must be some kind of awards day."

It reminded me of the Emmy's again. Ah, the Emmy's...

Then this kind of pissed me off : "House star Hugh Laurie has admitted that he did not expected to receive an Emmy nomination for the sixth year running."

I mean, yeah, your brilliant. So is this.. kinda.. patronizing? ..

I left imdb.. googled it. Found this: http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/07/12/avengers-edward-norton-hulk-matthew-fox/

Basically, it's entirely speculation.. so no need to panic...

Family Guy

"Hi... it's Peter Griffin... yeah, so I just found out I'm retarded. You might wanna get yourself checked..." - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Another mention of LOST..

Cheryl : "Jim, you can't sue a network because LOST gives you a headache.."

Jim : "I don't get it are they on the island.. or in the big city...?"

Andy : "Quick, run through the jungle with me! No. No. Explain what the hells going on, then I'll run with you.."

According to Jim.. all I can say is that it's better than the Bill Engvall Show.

That is one terrible show.

"Fanfiction Review N00bs Make Me LOLLZ"

This is the poem I uploaded yesterday:

Michael is a creepy man who should never have been given a son.

Looking back over the past six years, name one good thing that he's done.

He had an affair with the Asian lady that Sawyer called 'Tokyo Rose',

And asked between Walt and his job, it was the money that he chose.

He traded to The Others, Sawyer, Kate and Jack,

Who the hell would want him brought back?

He left the island on a crappy little boat,

And we were all hoping the thing didn't stay afloat.

He returned later on as a man called 'Kevin Johnson',

On the same boat he would eventually blow up on.

Yet, however much we hate Michael, on one thing we can agree,

We love him because he murdered that slut Ana-Lucia and Libby.

xxxx

Not mentioning any names but ACERTAINSOMEONETHATUSEDTOBEAFRIENDOFMINE reviewed it:

"I'm so glad people feel justified in using the word slut to describe women they just don't like. Awesome, and totally not sexist at all. /sarcasm"

See, I could delete it.. but that would take away the fun. This 'person' maybe should have spent some time actually watching the show before reviewing.. and then figure out how to disguise themselves better. In what universe was Ana not a slut? She jumped Sawyer just so she could steal his gun? And in the flashbacks.. ??

Epic. Fail.

I have new fic up!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1022481/jangsty

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1022481/jangsty

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1022481/jangsty

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1022481/jangsty

Prompt #42

A character you would NEVER write

Written in under an hour

Your elected genre

Exactly 123 words

42

Like HELL i'm writing Michael angst. And like hell I'm having a time limit.

Creepy bastard.

Here's a 133 word poem on why I hate Michael instead.

Michael Dawson is a Creepy Bastard by Jangsty

Michael is a creepy man who should never have been given a son.

Looking back over the past six years, name one good thing that he's done.

He had an affair with the asian lady that Sawyer called 'Tokyo Rose',

And asked between Walt and his job, it was the money that he chose.

He traded to The Others, Sawyer, Kate and Jack,

Who the hell would want him brought back?

He left the island on a crappy little boat,

And we were all hoping the thing didn't stay afloat.

He returned later on as a man called 'Kevin Johnson',

On the same boat he would eventually blow up on.

Yet, however much we hate Michael, on one thing we can agree,

We love him because he murdered that slut Ana-Lucia and Libby

Prompt #31

How much do I love drabble-prompts? I especially loved this one, because the idea worked so well with my fic I included it in a new side plot. And we all know side plots are love...

Prompt #31

A 'side' from one of your current fics

The 2nd and 4th face-off

All important characters

100 words exactly

"You say that like you aren't one of them. You say it like.. like you don't know exactly who did this to him."

Lost for another insult to throw at Juliet, Kate turned and stared at Jacks broken body supported only by the weight of a fallen tree, head resting on his left shoulder while the right still lay dislocated in Sawyer's makeshift sling.

"You say it like.. we want you here."

Juliet turned slowly, eyeing Kate dangerously, then letting her eyes glance down to Jack and Sawyer at her feet.

"I'm not one of them anymore, I'm with him."

TV Addicts Survey Pt. 2

09 - Best scene ever -
Well, technically it's two scenes. The beginning/end full circle moment of LOST. Jack's eye opening only has impact when contrasted with the end scene as his eye closes. If I had to choose it would probably be the end scene, the jumps between the church, the island and Jack's memories on the island was amazing.

10 - A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving -
LOST! I shall recall:

It is February, 2005. TV2 is turned on. A plane is breaking apart. (yes, I missed the first 10 minutes)

Me: "ahh.... what's this crap? I wanna watch SVU!"

Mum : "I'm watching this."

Me : "GGGGGRRRRRRR!"

11 - A show that disappointed you -
I'm going to say Tru Calling again, for the ending. What a cop out! FlashForward was pretty disappointing as well though...

12 - An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times -
hahaha! What a stupid question. If you know me, I have watched the entire series of LOST over ten times - I have seen the season 6 episodes at least three times each and they're not even on DVD yet. I've probably watched Pilot 1+2, Tabula Rasa, and Walkabout the most simply because they're on the first disk. HOWEVER, I have purposely gone out of my way to watch White Rabbit, What Kate Did, Hunting Party, A Tale of Two Cities (with commentary : hahalarious) and Something Nice Back Home over 20 times each.

13 - Favorite childhood show -
Well, what is childhood? Like, 5.. 6? or 12 or 13?

When I was year five I watched Shortland Street and McLeod's Daughters... so... lets fast forward.

When I was 12 I liked Gilmore Girls...

When I was 13 it was Tru Calling..

Then that same year it moved on to LOST...

Bottom line, LOST is the be-all and end-all.

14 - Favorite male character -
Easiest. Question. Ever.

Jack Shephard.

15 - Favorite female character -
At first, I thought - "easy. Kate Austen." Simply because Jack loved her. Then, I reconsidered. She rejected him for 5 seasons, constantly bed-hopped between Jack ans Sawyer. She refused to help Jack when he had PTSD for a whole off-island season, even though he was always there for her on the island. She wouldn't even let him near his own nephew. Then I think, "Maybe Juliet?" Juliet is always so kick-ass in my fanfic. She puts Kate in her place. On the show, she takes names. Until they MURDERED her. Plus, she wasn't a whore. So Juliet Burke. I choose you. However, from an outside, non-LOST lover perspective, I choose either Elizabeth Mitchell's Erica Evans, or Olivia Benson.

I was inspired..

http://emeraldokeeffe.blogspot.com/ uploaded a painting so I figured I would too. Here's one of Jack and Kate I did the Friday night after 'The Candidate' aired. You'd think Sun and Jin's tragic demise would inspire me to paint them. But no. Jack and Kate had a 'moment'. So I painted that.

This was taken with my webcam so obviously it's shit quality. I will upload the original when I get my new camera.. possibly Monday.

Yeah... so it's really bad quality, and tiny? It's actually A4... and I believe they had faces? wtf.

More about the Emmy's:

Well, LOST got 12 nominations.....

Best Art Direction
Best Directing
Best Editing
Best Score
Best Actor (Matthew Fox)
Best Supporting Actor (O'Quinn and Emerson)
Best Guest Actress (Elizabeth Mitchell)
Best Drama
Best Sound Editing
Best Sound Mixing
Best Writing
Outstanding Special Class Programs (Mysteries of the Universe)

I would actually have been happy with just best drama, but best actor? Dream come true. Early birthday present for Matthew and Terry ;)

Emmy Awards

Yes it's 2.24am. Yes I stayed up to hear the nominees. And YES. I AM EXTATIC! More later, now: sleep.

The All-Seeing Eye

Random Thought #1 : Jake Weber's Hair

It's just weird.

Like, for an old guy it's way to young?

Am I right in saying this?

It's not even like it's a terrible cut... it's just not something you would expect....

The guy is on a prime time show, he walks out.. and it's just like 'whoa, he has strange hair'.

I think it might actually be the colour.

It's not grey yet... but it's not brown either.. it's not quite blonde.. it's like it came out of one of those supermarket do-it-yourself kits.

And apart from the obvious morphing side fringe, it's those weird spiky bits on the edges. They're not jelled there - but it's like they could have been?

But then I picture this guy with a different hair cut, and I'm just thinking : Nothing else would suit this guy.

Jack Shephard... this time he's sleeping

Remember that crap-angst-ridded-over-written-request-fic? Well this is are for it.

Two edits.