HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

MATTHEW FOX'S BIRTHDAY

by Kathleen

(Matthew pictured with his Emmy for best birthday boy, birthday hat and superman cape.)

(Evie, seconds before he won it)

For Matty's party, the cast and crew threw him a shin dig....

But it didn't go quite as planned..

But then they found the cake

But Matty still got confused and thought Dom was the cake...

Luckily, Evie pulled them apart and once again saved the day by making the Jears go away :)

At the party, they played many games..

like 'ride-the-fat-man'

and they even had a pull up contest!

Evie wore her best threads

Jorge forgot a gift..

but Terry brought Matty a Teddy Bear!

Mark got his drink on..
So did Matty..

Charles Widmore showed up with a cake..

But Matty told him to fuck off home.

Everyone soon decided a costume party would be MUCH more fun, and hurried off to change..

They had a sleep over that night..

The next morning they looked like this..

and took glamor shots.

Charlies Widmore destroyed these photographic properties with rude tags!
But Matty was already over turning 44.

Evie wasn't.

But still, he told them all to fuck off home..

So he could get some eats..
THE END!

NAHHHH Jokes. Happy Birthday!

"The best present the world can give you is an Emmy for Best Actor in a Drama Series"