Prompt #42
A character you would NEVER write
Written in under an hour
Your elected genre
Exactly 123 words
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Like HELL i'm writing Michael angst. And like hell I'm having a time limit.
Creepy bastard.
Here's a 133 word poem on why I hate Michael instead.
Michael Dawson is a Creepy Bastard by Jangsty
Michael is a creepy man who should never have been given a son.
Looking back over the past six years, name one good thing that he's done.
He had an affair with the asian lady that Sawyer called 'Tokyo Rose',
And asked between Walt and his job, it was the money that he chose.
He traded to The Others, Sawyer, Kate and Jack,
Who the hell would want him brought back?
He left the island on a crappy little boat,
And we were all hoping the thing didn't stay afloat.
He returned later on as a man called 'Kevin Johnson',
On the same boat he would eventually blow up on.
Yet, however much we hate Michael, on one thing we can agree,
We love him because he murdered that slut Ana-Lucia and Libby
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