Michael is a creepy man who should never have been given a son.
Looking back over the past six years, name one good thing that he's done.
He had an affair with the Asian lady that Sawyer called 'Tokyo Rose',
And asked between Walt and his job, it was the money that he chose.
He traded to The Others, Sawyer, Kate and Jack,
Who the hell would want him brought back?
He left the island on a crappy little boat,
And we were all hoping the thing didn't stay afloat.
He returned later on as a man called 'Kevin Johnson',
On the same boat he would eventually blow up on.
Yet, however much we hate Michael, on one thing we can agree,
We love him because he murdered that slut Ana-Lucia and Libby.
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Not mentioning any names but ACERTAINSOMEONETHATUSEDTOBEAFRIENDOFMINE reviewed it:
"I'm so glad people feel justified in using the word slut to describe women they just don't like. Awesome, and totally not sexist at all. /sarcasm"
See, I could delete it.. but that would take away the fun. This 'person' maybe should have spent some time actually watching the show before reviewing.. and then figure out how to disguise themselves better. In what universe was Ana not a slut? She jumped Sawyer just so she could steal his gun? And in the flashbacks.. ??
Epic. Fail.
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