So, is this dead... or on permanent hiatus or what?
What happened to the talks of a movie?
The show was nominated for a Golden Globe, it has Irish folk playing southerners, it HAS Eddie Izzard! Plus it was actually good. It used to be a Monday night solid, right after Desperate Housewives (which I may say, has gone on waaaaayyy too long..). It's all about prime television real estate when it comes to ratings. Lets look back at LOST, season 4 - it rocks up next to American Idol on Tuesdays and what happened? Raitings plummet. And then look at Bones, IMHO, a show that has past it's expiry date and is in serious need of some new characters (except for Tamara Taylor - she can stay).. throw that on FOX against Private Practice on abc and DINGDINGDING we have a winner.
Which brings me to another point. What is with the TERRIBLE shows that haven't been cancelled yet? Yes, we finally got rid of Heroes but why is Grey's Anatomy still hogging up all the radiation? hmm?
My solution is hire some good writers, directors and above all casting directors to make some new shows. I want to see Damon Lindelof, Carlton Cuse, J.J. Abrams, Quintin Tarantino, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Craven, Amy Lippman and Seth Macfarlane seated around a table. April Webster can cast. Dick Wolf can poke his head in for a few episodes. Micheal Giacchino can write the score and now to cast...
Matthew Fox because he's awesome and he need to stay on TV. Micheal C. Hall because I'm going to typecast him as a psycho. Bryan Cranston because he's a mysterious dude made of win. Edward Burns because he could play Matthew Fox's evil twin .Mark Addy because we need a loveable fat man, if unavailable, bring in Jorge Garcia. Matthew Grey Gubler because I am a fan of his vlog and we need a cool young guy, and Jensen Ackles is looking old as of late.. Dylan Minnette because he's cute and can mimick everyone. Jared Padelecki because this is a family show and we need someone to play Matthew Fox's son. Oh, and Eddie Izzard because apparently he's out of a job now. He can be Michael C. Hall's dad...
Evangeline Lilly because she too, needs a job. Patricia Arquette because I want Medium of the air and she looks like she could play a psycho with Michael C. Hall, will also be good in the 4th episode of season 3 when she has an affair with 'Alfie' the Italian pizza delivery guy played by David Arquette (hey, Maggie and Jake did it!). Ariel Winter because she is so funny and we need a wise cracking pre-teen. Alison Mack just because, and Paula Deviq because she looks like Elizabeth Mitchell but is less expensive, she will be the mother of Jared Padelecki...
The show will be about a family on vacation.... that gets stuck out on a peninsula.. in a cornfield... with a chainsaw wielding psycho and his wife..
I'm copyrighting this idea. (TM)
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